When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.
Dude I just took a footlong! When I looked at it I almost fainted haha.
43π 50π
An overweight woman with a decent looking face.
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when a man leaks urine in his pants because he didnt shake his penis enough when he last urinated.
I forgot to shake after i peed, so i ended up i shpoodleing all over myself.
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dry humping to the point of getting road rash on your penis.
we were dry humping until i got burnt dick.
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when you take a poop, and lots of little turds come out and splash water on to your butthole
i went to poop and it was a rabbit turd. so i had to dry my butthole.
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When a Girl looks attractive in her myspace photos. then you meet her in person and she is fugly
i saw a hottie on myspace, we agreed to meet in person and she was a total myspace effect!
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