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when a dude slaps his penis against someone and it leaves a mark like a mushroom.
"You better take that back or I'll give you a mushroom print right across your forhead!"
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When you are desprate for sex you can call "beast master" before leaving for the night and you can pick up any ugly chick you want. This trick is only allowed once a month. If you do it more then people just think you have bad taste in women.
"Damn I have to get laid, I call beast master tonight...I'm gunna get some puntang!"
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