Gingervitus

disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.

"That red head over there just sneezed on me, think I should get tested for Gingervitus?"

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Gingist

person who openly engages in Gingerism

"Bob is so gingist he threw his ginger niece into direct sunlight"

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Gingerism

aka fear and loathing of day walkers. Soulless beings that wonder the shaded corners of the earth for fear of freckle breakouts; often pass the disease through sneezing, sharing of ice cream, and gary busey. Once given the disease, also known as gingervitus, it is irreversible and causes a life time of shame and social pariah

If blazing red hair, freckles, and pale pasty skin puts you into a blinding rage, you probably are a Gingist practicing Gingerism.

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