piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

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pregress

Premature expectation of progress. Believing that there has been improvement without any evidence.

Now that Obama has taken office, we sure have seen a lot of pregress.

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