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During anal sex accidentally shitting upon the "pitcher" or the one giving the anal sex.
Maria gave John a Freudian Shit when he was giving it to her in the ass.
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The sexual act of defecating into another person's anus which is followed by the other person defecating back into the first person's anus.
I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to get me to try babysitting.
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Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.
I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.
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When you grab another persons chest( in particular either their breasts or where there breasts would be if they are aa male) then shouting "Second base (insert person's name) is a slut". This is uusually followed by high fiving who ever is nearby. It is best performed on an unsuspecting person for maximium hilarity.
Bob: I totally got Frank with a secondbase yesterday, he is such a slut!! (high five)
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Sex where one or both partners is so loud it sounds like a raptor shrieking. This can be due to either pain from S&M or the screamer just having an exceptionally good time.
I had a total Raptor Fuck the other day, me and sally were going at it and she was screaming so loud the whole building could here it.
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Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.
Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.
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1. When a man has large breasts usually from being extremely fat
2. Referring to an extremely bitchy woman
3. A general reference to any thing that sucks
ex1. Dude John has bitch tits
ex2. What the hell is up with that bitch tits?
ex3. dude that pizza was bitch tits
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