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lesserjihad.exe

\start lesserJihad.exe
lesserJihad.exe is loading please wait...
locating explosives...
explosives found!
filling vests with explosives...
ready to go!
enabling AllahuAkbar libraries...
error 10910 (shirk detected)!
resolving issues...
asking Allah for forgiveness...
prayer rejected!
asking Allah for forgiveness...
prayer accepted!
AllahuAkbar libraries loaded!
locating Jihad…
Jihad has not been found in \\strs\dfs\S2017\17SAHMEIs\My Work\Work\Design and Technology Controlled Assessment\Crossbow Shark
downloading Jihad…
Jihad installed…
left…
right…
explode…
lesserJihad.exe has loaded!

Visual Studio: \execute lesserjihad.exe

by hoesanna69 April 6, 2022


James bombus

James will bomb us

James bombus: HIS NAME IS JAMES THOMAS ONE DAY HE WILL BOMBUS

by hoesanna69 March 17, 2022


Sunny D

Sunny D is the avatar of racism on this Earth. If there is a racist phrase you better be double sure that he has spoken it. But his racist tendencies are rather heroic and noble for he is racist to all but none; an indiscriminate racist who brings about equality by degrading everyone equally.

Additionally, he also has a spherical that can be accurately solely through of a cumpass. He wakes up every day with a Sunny D and his third leg sometimes appears when looking at 14 year old girls (such as yo mamma (gotteem)). Sunny is in bin set math and is therefore unable to count past 12, hence his paedophilic tendencies, but that does not rule out old people.

He also is obsessed with dream to a worrying extent, such that he is seen with cum-filled curry-stained mildly brown real life sized dream body pillow with extra moaning sounds and light up asshole (now with age settings (11-13))

Wogsef Neekler: Hey, can you play league of legends later?
Sunny: Stfu you are a dirty nigger coon paki chink wigger yorkie cracker curry-muncher camel-jocky faggot bitch ass cunt fucking bastard bloody + I love dream so much I want to commit heinous acts upon his tender (obese) body.
Wogsef Neekler: Yes Daddy.... You have invoked a Sunny D in my pants.

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12👍 3👎


stand mixer

'the greatest invention in mankind' - Marlen Sittampalam
the stand mixer is literally the most overrated jaunty piece of machinery that exists, they normally cost like 60 quid but some idiots may choose to buy them for more. what is the point, if you have one of these, you are definitely the type of guy to send pictures of it to everyone flexing. People who own stand mixers definitely have maths tutors and fail their ad maths exams at gcse. you are a fat neeklen.

Marlen Sittampalam: 'I spent £500 on a stand mixer and it was half price!'

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022


Bo Dickinson

This guy literally puts his dick in his son. he only talks about among us and is an inbred.

Bo Dickinson: OMG AMONG US

by hoesanna69 January 25, 2022

12👍 1👎


Adit ravishankar

Dangerous breed of Ravishanks that will ask you to clarify just about everything you are fucking saying, he wears fake beats and de ve lops everything to the extent that he can’t fucking pronounce a word. Man just wants an Indian girl🐠

Adit ravishankar: ‘Just to clarify how do you dev e lop?’
Pollob dey: ‘LOOK AT YOUR FACE’

by hoesanna69 March 17, 2022

14👍 2👎


mahdi

sexy motherfuckerr he turns me on

Mahdi has a fat cock and i want to deepthroat it

by hoesanna69 March 29, 2022

12👍 3👎