Pooperang

A small floating piece of excrement that defies all attempts at flushing.

Dude, you left a couple of pooperangs in the toilet. Not cool.

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E-Gypted

When one's internet service is cut off.

He didn't pay his bill, so Verizon E-Gypted him.

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Heming-Way

A traditional doggy-style position in which the man places a laptop on the woman's back to enable him to work on his novel while fucking.

I wasn't finished editing the chapter yet, so Zelda let me screw her Heming-Way. Very productive use of time.

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