garlic burp

When someone eats Red Lobster and burps 5 hours later.

Holly and Russell went to eat at Red Lobster and Russell ate shrimp scampi. Five hours later he burps and all Holly could smell was garlic. Thats a garlic burp.

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little dick

When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.

When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up in his throat. It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. That is a little dick.

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manogram

Something women want to have done by a HOT Doctor.

When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????

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jammy bottoms

Something a gay guy sleeps in.

When Scott (who is 38 and drives a barnasor) has to call his mom to know if she has hemmed his jammy bottoms. He must be gay.

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