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A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.
Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks.
Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.
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The reg kids are the kids in regular classes. They are usually unfit for society. They can be found smearing feces on the walls of highschools and having sex without using any sort of protection. They usually drop out of school after getting pregnant or getting expelled for drug possesion.
John-Did you see that reg pissing in the soap dispenser.
Max-Yeah. I hate those filthy reg kids.
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Something people like to bash on urbandictionary because they don't have the willpower nor the mercy to become vegan/vegetarian.
Joe was fat and loved fried chicken. He didn't have the willpower to stop eatin fried chicken so to make himself feel better instead of joining PETA he wrote a mean definition about PETA on urbandictionary. Now he feels better about eating fried chicken and he will continue to eat it until he dies in a few days from heart disease.
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A delicious cereal that would taste a zillion times if it didn't have the cereal part. The marshmallows are amazing chalky deliciousness.
Girl-Yum. Lucky Charms. **Opens Lucky Charm box to find all the marshmallows already eaten.**
Girl-**shoots herself**
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This is an actual conversation I had with an actual rebuplican.
Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.
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Comedian. Has a show on FUSE called The Whitest Kids U'Know.
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the best vocab word in the world for obvious reasons.
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