Brendan

a term used when you assume a guy is gay. often they are slow moving and talk with extreme spaces between all of their words. they can take several hours matching their shoes to their gauges, and lip rings in some cases. also, they pack around a girl who seems like a hoe, but is just an ugly man looking for attention.

girl: you're late.
brendan: sorry, i had to find some gauges to match this belt.

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