Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.

I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.

male liquid appreciation

A protein supplement for the morally bankrupt, may also be used to fertilize human eggs.

This coffee is just terrible! If I didn't know any better I'd say a disgruntled employee cut it with two shots of male liquid appreciation!