Scott

1) Male name
2) Type of toilet paper
3) Someone from Scotland (see Scot)

1) Omg do you know Scott? He's so sexy!!!
2) I just took a shit and wiped my ass with Scotties toilet paper
3) Look at that Scot over there with his plaid skirt on

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e-coma

When you stop posting on an online forum/message board for a while then suddenly come back, you have just came back from an e-coma.

Dude123: LOLZ
Dude456: HEY I'M BACK FROM MY E-COMA
Dude123: LOLZ

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groova

"Groova" is the way that the Outward Bound instructor Mick pronounces groover. Basically a box that you shit into (eg, toilet. Smells really bad once everyone's shit accumulates. Usually surrounded by flie or other bugs.

MICK IS THE MAN!

"But but but is ANYONE on tha groova?"
"Who blew tha FUCKING whistle? Is anyone, I repeat is anyone on tha groova?"

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Ryder

1) The truck rental company
2) Wynona's last name
3) the nickname of a cool character in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
4) My last name! No, seriously! Scott Ryder!

1) Did you see that Ryder truck?
2) Wynona Ryder stole stuff...why? She's rich! She don't need to steal!
3) Yo Ryder! Pass me some beer!
4) My name is Scott Ryder

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Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.

noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

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comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)

-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!

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gts

All it means is good times.

In Amanda's profile it says GTS.

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