pork smoker

some1 who sucks the chrome

miles> up for some pork later? ;D
gideon> im not allowed pork ;(
miles> not even to smoke? ;O

1👍 10👎

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

141👍 57👎

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

141👍 114👎

The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.

Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix

14👍 9👎

dog pusher

One who pushes dogs.

"Look at him! That dog pusher just pushed that dog!"

3👍 14👎

feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

14👍 42👎

lammered

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.

That guy is absolutely lammered

3👍 4👎