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beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003


kwitty

when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.

"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"

by homer simpson March 20, 2005


NWA World Title

The main belt of the National Wrestling Alliance or NWATNA.
Big gold belt version a.k.a. HHH's precious was once Ric Flair's and later the WCW's belt.
When WCW split from NWA new version of belt was awarded to an ECW reject who ironicly rejected the NWA belt.
Ric Flair has held the belt nearly 20 times and current champ Jeff Jarret has hogged the belt for most of NWATNA's exsitance.

Woooooo! 20 Time World Champion!

by Homer Simpson March 26, 2005


simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005


Doh'

Donut without the "nut"

Doh', Nuts...

mmmmm, donuts...

by Homer Simpson April 29, 2003


sweater meat

Boobs.

Dude, check out the sweater meat on this fucking slut!

by Homer Simpson June 15, 2003


dog

an unattractive member of the opposite sex, usually female

man your bitch is such a dog!

by homer simpson March 24, 2005