Dickduster

A hairy female, commonly found in parts of the Mediterranean, who has a faint mustache growing. This soft slither of hair above her upper lip can be used to dust a man’s dick when she’s giving them fellatio.

‘’Yo, check out that chick. She’s got a damn fine dickduster on the go.’’

Truffle Butter

The potent mixture of a male’s sperm with a female’s fecal matter after anal sex. Upon pulling out of the anal cavity, a light brown and buttery substance can routinely be seen on ones penis. Hence the term - truffle butter.

‘’You remember that barmaid from the working men’s club, well last night I buggered her anus. After I pulled out, I noticed she had coated my shaft in gooey truffle butter.’’

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Truffle Butter

The potent mixture of a male’s sperm with a female’s fecal matter after anal sex. Upon pulling out of the anal cavity, a light brown and buttery substance can routinely be seen on ones penis. Hence the term - truffle butter.

‘’You remember that barmaid from the working men’s club, well last night I buggered her anus. After I pulled out, I noticed she had coated my shaft in gooey truffle butter.’’

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Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.

‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’

Oreo’d

The monumental experience for a white female when she is spit roasted by two black hunks. The scene resembles an Oreo, with white in between two sides of black.

‘’I can’t believe what I saw last night when I returned home. My wife was getting oreo’d by two dudes from her gym.’’

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Shaggers Dick

After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.

‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’

Yellow Fever

A male who is suffering with yellow fever due to being completely and unequivocally addicted to Asian pussy.

‘’Goddamn, I’ve got bad yellow fever at the moment. I can’t stop thinking about tasting me some sweet Asian snatch this weekend.’’

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