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my penis

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.

my penis is to sexy for you!

by homosexual April 24, 2005

114πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


quiggly

Sexually excited.

If you were feeling quiggly, why not just have a j arthur?

by homosexual March 30, 2003

35πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


swexxxay

When someone is unusually sexy and hot. It is usually said in a slow, seductive voice.

"Helllooooo, swexxxay mama"

by homosexual March 30, 2005

15πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


face abuse

When :) someone =) uses ^_^ too :-) many :-D smiley =D faces :D in ^^ one ^_____^ sentence. :(

See above.

by homosexual April 21, 2003

115πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


face abuse

The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.

Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...

by homosexual April 21, 2003

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


doggy

1. A nickname for a canine.
2. A nickname for the male genitalia.

My personal doggy likes you.

by homosexual March 30, 2003

55πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by homosexual March 30, 2003

16πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž