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My friend Lydia is from Africa, but she is white!
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my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
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When :) someone =) uses ^_^ too :-) many :-D smiley =D faces :D in ^^ one ^_____^ sentence. :(
See above.
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The act of shoving a tongue or possibly dick into the mouth, thereby causing a form of abuse.
Big Gay Al: Is your bf a good kisser?
Me: No it's more like face abuse...
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When someone is unusually sexy and hot. It is usually said in a slow, seductive voice.
"Helllooooo, swexxxay mama"
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If you were feeling quiggly, why not just have a j arthur?
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