Mexicans

literal GODS

the HIGHEST form of being

Jessiga: omg why does karl look so godly
Craig: hes Mexican obviously
Jessiga: omg how did i not notice that he was one of the godly Mexicans

Jaydinism

Jaydin is a god
he is the third best god
Jack is first
Then John
Then Jaydin
Jaydin is great

karl:who is that?
Jemes:das my god
Jemes:Jaydin
Jemes:he da best
Jemes:want to join Jaydinism?
karl:no

Guchicho

the coolest dude on the block

Craig: ayo is that karl
Karl: nah thats Guchicho, hes the coolest dude on the block

small weiner club

For the tiny dick people in this world
we treat them like gods
so they can forget the pain of their girls laughing at how small it was
for the three nanometer defeaters
Created by oompaville

Me: im gonna join the small weiner club cus why not
Tod: same man, my three milimeter defeater could use some appreciation
Me: why is yours so big man? i got a three nanometer defeater...

aubriism

a religion where people follow Aubri
The followers of this religion are Aubriists
this is the single best religion

Tommy: I am currently a Johnist but what would happen if I ate gravel in germany
*eats gravel in germany
Tommy is now a Johnist and a Aubriist
welcome to aubriism Tommy

bi kid supremacy cult

the single best cult
i am part of it
it is inclusive and amazing
here everyone is treated like god minus the prayers

bi kid supremacy cult da best best

Froog Cult

no You don’t have to be a frog you just have to respect them
is second best cult
welcome home timothy

Froog cult is da best