Pussy tracker

A handy snatch finding app

Lads this pub is a poor show. Enable pussy tracker and let's get moving.

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pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

pan jammer

A massive turd

Call the plumber I've just released a mighty pan jammer.

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