Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

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Tanzanian tongue punch

When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania

Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration

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Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

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jacked n tan

Every mans goal for the summer. This usually involves spending at least 2 and a half hours at the beach wearing tanning oil and spending a vast majority of the day at the gym.

I was trying to get jacked n tan last summer but ended up getting cancer.

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