Glen Innes

1. A small town in rural Australia known for its large population of geriatrics and pregnant teenagers.
2. A very, very cold hole.
3. A small, isolated, area in NSW where men where skirts and the women have beards.
4. Death's waiting room.

GUY: hey, we're about to pass through Glen Innes, should we lock the car doors?

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Guy1: Hey, want to visit Glen Innes for the Beardies festival??

Guy2: I'd rather eat dirt and die.

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