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When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.
Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.
2π 2π
Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.
I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.
13π 1π
Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.
I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.
3π 1π
It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.
It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.
4π 2π
Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'
A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!
14π 9π
Where four black guys get in a bathtub and have sex with a female.
It was crazy I walked in the bathroom and there was a jamaican bobsled going on.
13π 13π
Where you use the same condom for a week.
I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.
8π 3π