"EB"

a small testicle used in african tribal dance. It is only found in the small tropical forests off the coast of indonesia. It is about two ounce, contains strawberry warming liquid and can be mistaken for a large nipple.Very dangerous to smell. Can cause hearing loss. Squeals when wet or if called a Monopoly.

Holy shit, look at that running "EB" go, ive never seen such an atrocity. God help us all.

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odi

odi-defined as "our direct inheritor", one who directly inherits that which was worked for by someone else.

Comes from the ancient Cornish celtic language " Oh Dear 1"

We worked all our lives to buy what little we have, only to give it to Odi.

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LAX

abbr.
Los Angeles International Airport

LAX departures will be experiencing delays today.

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Easthanover, nj

Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!

Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !

Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj

sexabulary

1. All the words of or relating to sex.
2. Jargon that can be used to discreetly talk about sex or sexual organs.

1. "Ovbiously she didn't study her sexabulary much in high school, because when asked if she would join me for some cunnilingus, a blank stare washed over her face."
Using your sexabulary: "Would your kitty like to come over and pounce on my rooster?" or "We should put the key in the lock." or "I ain't puttin' my one eyed trouser mouse in that rat trap!"

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sexabulary

1. All the words of or relating to sex.
2. Jargon that can be used to discreetly talk about sex or sexual organs.

1. "Ovbiously she didn't study her sexabulary much in high school, because when asked if she would join me for some cunnilingus, a blank stare washed over her face."
2. Using your sexabulary: "Would your kitty like to come over and pounce on my rooster?" or "We should put the key in the lock." or "I ain't puttin' my one eyed trouser mouse in that rat trap!"

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Sutton

Sutton is annoying as fuck.
He becomes triggered easily and cries about every little thing. He’s a crybaby who can’t control himself. He’s fucking weird!! Sutton is rude and disrespectful, all he does is sit up in his room and watch Pokémon videos all day. HE ALSO THINKS HE’S SO COOL! No one likes him.

Why is that kid crying over a toy?

I don’t know, but it must be a Sutton!

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