kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

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H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.

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appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

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spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

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bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

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sticky mando

It's when you come in a woman's eye, then punch her in the face repeatedly until she is bleeding excessively then laugh and declare yourself a pirate.

I got arrested last night for sticky mando'ing some fat whore.

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hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear

give me a hot ribokas!!!!

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