Deke-ify

1. To make something more Deke. 2. To say something in the IDS that makes you sound like a momo. 3. A type of cake found in the netherregions of the Pyranees Mountains.

Yo, when Cullen was talking in the paper today, he was totally Deke-ifying.

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turd burgler

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

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rambling bear

a homosexual with a large amount of body hair who is naked at a homosexual orgy. He walks around the orgy and has anal and oral sex with anyone who is willing.

That Karl he's a rambling bear he must have corn holed a dozens guys at that orgy last night.

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daisy train

see daisy chain except it applies to anal sex

come aboard the daisy train!

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spinning web

redneck definition for semen

yeeha, after watchin' my sister fuck my best friend, i gotta go spin some web. fucker

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crusty trombone

a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty

she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.

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Squirrel Masta

Spastic movement, peculiar rodent stench and an affinity for hoarding nuts. Telepathic reign over squirrels and rodents. aka The leader of the rodent world.

Stop wigging out you fucking SQUIRREL MASTA!

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