Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."
A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.
That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.
8👍 31👎
Mixture of Sperm and Blood dripping down one's mouth.
After I skeeted in his mouth I punched'm in right on the lip. Man you should have seen have seen that soar ass pink panther face.
5👍 48👎
Drag someone behind the car after having sex with him or her.
A russian skidmark is over the line
10👍 20👎