lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

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poonjab

A person from India

You see that person over there, with the dot on her forhead? She is a poonjab.

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sleep

sleep means "call me mireille i'll be lying down waiting for you to call"

mark: hey i'm going to sleep

mark's head: hope she calls

mireille: ok i'll be up studying...good night.

mark's face: =(

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fo shizzle

For sure
Of course

"Are you sure you wanna do that?"
"Fo shizzle!"

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