wish ___ into the cornfield

To dispatch a person for narcissistic or capricious personal reasons. This phrase comes from an episode of the television series The Twilight Zone titled "It's a Good Life."

Usage: wish ___ into the cornfield. "If that dude doesn't quit staring at me, I'm gonna wish him into the cornfield."

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pex

Pool sex; sex in a swimming pool.

After the pool closed, I had pex with one of the lifeguards.

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Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

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Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

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lavendacious

smelling or tasting of lavender

The stripper's perfume was lavendacious.

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Silence of the Lambs pit

1. A well-like pit, dug into the dirt floor of a basement, in which a captive female is kept, as in the movie "Silence of the Lambs."

2. A funny thing to say about a creepy guy at work who is suspected to be a pervert.

That dude's got a Silence of the Lambs pit.

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cuddliness

slang for cunnilingus; from the sworn testimony of Roman Polanski's 13-year-old vicitm, Samantha Geimer, who testified that Polanski "went down and he started performing cuddliness."

"You want to do cuddliness?"

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