no sombrero

1. a phrase that’s the equivalent of “no joke”, that when used in exclamation, is akin to “you’re kidding!”
basically a spicier way of saying no cap

2. that’s wild

1 ~ mark: “ion have the money for that”
josé: “are you for real bro”
mark: “ yeah, no tengo dinero, no sombrero”

2~ josé: “yo did you hear maria started stripping at the party last night?”
mark: “no sombrero”