countchoculitis

The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.

Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!

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meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

meatmop

A prostitute who gets drunk and sells her body on craigslist for money or car payments and/or sucks off every and any man she can find

Marie is such a meatmop! She had over 100 replies to her craigslist prostitution ad!

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