Snowbird

When you catch a bird, jizz on it, and set it free.

Person 1: Remember that time Ammar came on a pidgeon?
Person 2: Yeah he totally pulled a snowbird.

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Warm Pig

When you put your penis in a hot pocket and have someone eat it off your burnt dick.

"Dam my girlfriend gave me a warm pig last night. My dick got third degree burns but it was worth it."