Flicking

The act of 'flicking' through television programs each time an ad break comes on. By doing so, the viewer watches roughly 5 minutes of several crap shows and forgets what they were watching in the first place.

John: Hey Pete, did ya catch what happened in the final Lost episode last night?

Pete: NO, i ended up flicking through the ads and missed it for another repeated episode of Scrubs.

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7/11 Test

The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.

Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.

Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..

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