Goober smack

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.

Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.

bump it

To instruct someone to leave, move or go away; to relocate

Hey what the hell are you looking at? Bump it! We were enjoying our free seats until the cops came along and told us to bump it.

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Shit house

Verb: To do someone an injustice; to wrong do, cheat, or swindle someone

Come on man, you are trying to shit house me here when I told you that I wanted a good deal; We decided not to buy the car because the guy was trying to shit house us on the deal.

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playing islands in the stream

The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.

I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?

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Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.

He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!

cameo

verb: To attend a friends function, night out etc. out of obligation without the intention of hanging around very long.

Friend: What are you going to do tonight?

You: I'm supposed to go out, but my friend has a party that I have to cameo before I can do anything. or in noun form:

I don't want to go but I have to at least make a cameo appearance.

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coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

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