mettles

When you mix skittle and m&ms together and brain gets completely mindfucked because you don't know what you're eating.

I don't know man, I think I'm having a mettles.

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Brosectomy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom

Bro 2: I'm sorry bro

Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectomy

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nature's boner

When something in nature looks like a dick.

Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.

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Babylicker

1.To exhibit a cringing amount affection and flattery to please a baby like speaking in a high pitched voice, screaming, fondling the baby.
Usually used to describe females who over-react upon seeing a baby.

Girl: "OMG he's so adorable! I want to squeeze it so hard that his eyeballs pop out!"
Guy: "Calm down, you are such a babylicker!"

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FUYOYO

Abbreviation for:

Fuck U You're On Your Own Fuh-yo-yo
To show withdrawal from one's support or help from, especially in spite of duty, allegiance, or responsibility; desert.

Child: "I don't care if he's a homeless druggie! I want to be with him!"
Parent "I've had enough of you. FUYOYO."

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brosectemy

To dissolve or annul an existing bro bond after a bro has broken the bro code.

Bro1: I can't believe you fucked my mom
Bro 2: I'm sorry bro
Bro 1: It's time we have a brosectemy

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Nopeds

Nopeds noh-peds
1. To be sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations.
Used singularly, in conjuction with the shaking of head and the sound 'tsk tsk tsk"

"Did you know The President is having an affair?"
"Really? Nopeds"

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