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When your friend Rob does something so idiotic that it cannot even be comprehended by the top 1% of human minds.
Man, that was a real Robtardation the other day. I asked him if he wanted to meet me at the high school but he said he had to chop wood and trim bushes for 8 hours.
When you arrange a foolproof plan to either be somewhere or go somewhere with someone but the plan utterly falls through to such a degree that the only word that can be used to describe the moment is an Ethanism.
Man, I had a real Ethanism the other day! I told my friend Rob I would meet him at Taco Bell but got caught up at Montclair State and ended up being four hours late.