Rayan

A retarded person whos name is too meaningful it does not fit in a dictionary. you would often see a rayan staring at a ceiling and not responding to anything or anyone. He has a famous gimmick of "pardee arl night". He sleeps in a special way. he lives in a cage and is put to sleep with different camo baseball bats. He uses his fathers wages on drinks and snacks for hia 30 second parties. if his party goes over 30 seconds, he gets hit with a rare special limited edition first class aluminium basebaaal bat. he has the nickname of raytard.

oh my god hes such a raytastic raytard what a raaayyyyyyaannnnn. pardee arl night with rayan.

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