Mexican Donut

When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.

Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!

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mack daddy'n

When a man attempts to gain the attention of women by dressing well and smelling good.

Did you see Pumster today? He was mack daddy'n.

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pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

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buggil dash

When Daniel Buggilstein, a prominent New England programmer, runs. Known as "the black bug" among his peers, Buggilstein is known for always sprinting, even when walking would be more appropriate. The term "buggil dash" refers to the GaymeCube game, Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Luis: ¡Mierda! ¡es el insecto negro!
Bugg: Eeee, you're gonna die, snatcher! Super Mario style!

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crapel

A better way to say "chapel."

Davo: It's time for chapel! Yay!
Luis: Chapel? More like crapel.
Bobby Evans: Burn Almighty!

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poopie party

A sex party in which the participants become aroused by defecating on one another.

Davo: Rick Hammon invited me to his poopie party! I hope I get the chance to drop some fresh pooding all over my little Ricky!
Luis: I bet you would, holmes.
Davo: Actually, I really would.
Bobby Evans: BURN ALMIGHTY!!!!11

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douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

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