treasure chest

The "lady-like" way to refer to the breasts, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.

I'm the only girl on that list; If anyone has a treasure chest, it's me!

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meanwhile

A word that can be used as an odd interjection and/or a way to change subjects.

Luis: I saw this fine chica in the mall and-
Davo: Meanwhile! Dah, dah-dah, dah!
Bobby Evans: Luis is a nicca.

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Twix it up

An alternative for the phrases "Mix it up" or "Switch it up." This phrase refers to the Twix commercials, which advised the viewer to "Twix up" their lives. (This was accomplished by consuming Twix candy bars.)

Luis: For tonight's Mexican Donut, I'm going to go counter-clockwise.
Davo: Hahaha, Twixing it up, eh?
Luis: Yeah, B!

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Asstastic

A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.

Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!

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DVD Alternate Ending

A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.

Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?

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