Madhav

A person who is nice and kind. A person who has an addiction for Chunky Monkey Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. A person who eats 30 apples a day and pulls hem out of his inventory. Smart. Thoughts are weird. Asks the funniest and dumbest questions. Fever dream material. Is lucky that his girl isn’t getting hit on. Jokes are funny. Nice.

“Hey! Madhav stole my apple!”
“He pulled a Madhav yesterday!”
“My friend Madhav’d me!”
“Most of his instructive thoughts are like a Madhav.”

Upkash

Someone who always sits near girls, does stuff that a couple would do at their friend’s girlfriend. Friends with cool and helpful people though.

“Hey! Upkash stole my girl!”
“My friend is pulling an Upkash after he met a girl.”

Upkash

Someone who sits near girls and friends. Will do funny stuff with girls that a couple would do but the girls that it’s done to are their friends’. Is friends with cool and nice people. Hand sanitizer lord.

“Hey! Upkash stole my girl!”
“He pulled an Upkash on me! How could he!”