Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!

I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.

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loch ness monster

a huge turd

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!

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tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

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fux0r

Thats the way hax0r kidz call the old in-and-out (which they know only from hearsay).

Im l00kin 4 a hax0r chix0r who wantz to sux0r my dix0r and then to fux0r

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leone

Original Suba Rocket.

ME:My Leone layed a 10.4 down the quarter!
DUDE:Thats hardcore pimp!

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Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

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Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

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