nme

A british weekly magazine that has been going for 50 + years. It used to be good but it has turned into a magazine for pop fans who realise they are too old for Smash Hits when they start university and feel the need to listen to 'cool' music. It is shit. Too image obsessed and is always trying to create 'scenes'. Slowly the quality of journalism has deteriated from once being good to now giving away free glossy posters and only have one page a album reviews. Some say it is the fault of the current editor. (Conner McNicholls or something like that)

now i go to university i need to listen to cool music so i will buy the nme.

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killbox

me > soldier > bbq

killbox goes to a bbq and says: "fo shizzle dizzle, im gonna kizzle you fucking camper."

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killbox

me > bbq > soldier

killbox goes to the picnic and says "fo shizzle dizzle fucking camper"

tan-in-a-can

Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.

That girl is bright orange - definitely Tan-In-A-Can..

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tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

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tan

The browning color white people get while in the sun, a tanning bed, a tanning booth, or tan-in-a-can.

He has a really nice tan!

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Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

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