cave man: mmmmm alien
ancient aliens: oh hell naw
cave man: screw you
4👍 1👎
some guy: *goes to pornhub*
same person: *clicks on two trucks video*
1👍 1👎
dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again
The act of a father figure, of which you don't have, forbidding something.
dad: AS YOUR FATHER I EXPRESSLY FORBID IT
kid: fine ill ask mom
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
when neil cicierega spirit phone the lemon demonð¨ð¨ð¨
hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
some random guy: holy shit neil cicierega
neilð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨ð¨
neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega