Eliran

Badass dude. Kind of like a monkey but in a hot way. Talks in weird metaphors that nobody understands because he’s secretly smarter than everyone else. Very woke and knows how to turn anti-capitalist ideology into great party conversation. Don’t stab him in the back, karma will come for you.

Person 1: yo that dude is so woke but in a cool way
Person 2: yeah that’s Eliran for you
Person 1: cool