The Bard

A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.

The Bard is the greatest story teller of all time.

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high roller

When Two dudes go "reverse cowboy" and the fella on top jacks off reverse grip making it look like he's throwing dice.

Bruce loves to throw dice when he gives Barry the High Roller

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