jo-jo

1. (verb) When someone comes up behind you and sticks their thumb or some other object in you butt. Not so forcefully as to cause penetration, but with enough force to squeeze your cheeks.

1. Man Kendyll ran up behind me at practice and gave me a jo-jo with his stick.

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Land Beast

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

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sotk

Stands for "Sit on the kizcouch (couch)."

Used by losers to label a group of people they are jealous of. Or used by a less popular group of people to attack a more powerful click.

Oh lets go SOTK at whordans. What did you do at his house, did you sotk?

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hederasexual

A man who cares TO MUCH about his clothes.

He's a little bit of a hederasexual.

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aiiet

Slang for "alright"

She said, "Aiiet." And walked off.

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hyperly tired

new mixture of two opposites,founded by my girlfriend.

when you are tired but just not tired enough to want to fall asleep,you are hyperly tired.

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white trash

A person, or group of persons, who exhibit the following characteristics:

-own more than three yard cars and/or two RVs which must be up on blocks. An extension cord running to the RV is necessary to complete the look. Optional is the standard issue blue tarp covering one or more of the vehicles.

-Huntin' hounds, as many as possible.

-Attack chickens.

-Standard issue Mullet, Nascar shirt(may be substituted with an Stone Cold Steve Austin 3:16 shirt), and acid wash or camofluage pants.

-Unusual fondness for their siblings.

-Still in mourning over Dale Earnhardt.

Some good places to spot these specimens are the local drag races, Costco during food sample time, and DMV.

Bobby Joe's mullet makes him look so white trash.

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