Rebecca

Rebecca is a very beautiful girl. She's the best girl that a guy can ever get. She's just so impeccably beautiful that you will fall in love with her the first time you see her. She's the definition of beauty and she's very squishable too. She can sometimes be a pain and she's pretty insecure, but she's the best thing that could ever happen to someone. If you ever meet Rebecca you'll appreciate her always. If you somehow end up dating Rebecca, you must treat her with the love and respect she deserves. She has her secrets and she likes keeping things to herself. She's very adorable and the most luckiest thing anyone could obtain. She's like an emotional support teddy bear that comes in a bundle filled with love, cuteness, a bit of trauma, and a flawless body. In short, Rebecca is the best and should be treated with love and care.

PS: MAKE SURE TO NEVER LET A REBECCA GO!

Person A: "Man I need me a girl who's cute, kind, and supportive."
Person B: "Bro, you need a Rebecca."
Person A: "Yeah you're right, if I had a Rebecca then I'd never let her go."