Atheism

Atheism
/ˈeɪθɪɪz(ə)m/
noun

The belief that there was once absolutely nothing. And nothing happened to the nothing until the nothing magically exploded (for no reason) creating everything and everywhere. Then a bunch of the exploded everything magically rearranged itself (for no reason whatsoever), into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

New Atheism is the religion founded by the four prophets Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, and Christopher Hitchens.