dict

Short for dictionary but it can go a dark turn if you pronounce it wrong.

A: Can you hand me the dict?
B: THE WHAT NOW-

shark

You are here after searching Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary and sees someone say shark is a way to have sex. Well no it isn’t. It’s a sea creature.

Shark eats humans.
Meanwhile the people on the earth eat sharks.

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shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

pan

A frying pan. Or a weapon if you use it the wrong way.
Also means pansexual.

A: Hey can I borrow your pan?
B. Wtf why would you take my pan guy??

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When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.

Holy I’m gonna

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