calm your tits

A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.

Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."

Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."

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