Melanie Martinez

The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school

Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there

Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"

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Homeschool

A good place where you get sleep, you don't need to buy random things to look cool, you don't need to socialize if you are introverted, and you have no homework. Also, some religions like christianity go against holidays so homeschooling is good for religious people.

Kids don't have to have mud being thrown in their underwear, they don't need to dodge potions being hurtled across the room to them while they are working out their science textbooks, they don't need to spend 50 minutes walking there only to be late, they don't need to be giving useless facts and then regurgitate it, they don't need to spend the entirety of their youth trying to enjoy childhood the way others want them to.

they don't need to waste their entire childhood trying to work for minimum wage. homeschool or you just never experienced school. Suck up the fact that I am correct and you are only illogical letting this corrupt state decide your entire child's future as an imbecile who takes socks off on commercial airlines