Austin, TX

1. Home of the Longhorns and Michael Dell.

2. The capital building here is larger than the one in Washington, DC.

3. Gateway to that world famous attraction, the Schlitterbahn.

Let's go to Austin, TX to watch the Longhorns beat the Aggies!

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Shiish

Another word for shush.

"Would you please shiish!"

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grunny

A slothlike creature, often found in front of a computer.

Grunny likes to IM.

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yadda yadda

Used to eliminate the major details of story so as to sterilize and shorten it.

We went back to his apartment, yadda yadda, then I went home.

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life

Life is like a dick, when it gets hard fuck it!

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nermal

a cat that sometimes acts like a dog.
a "stoner kitty."

nermal and i got so high last night; that cat loves her marijuana.

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Erilys

A term for a Frenchman who thinks they know evening but is actually an insuffrable wank puffin.

Person 1: well, actually...
Person 2: don't be a fucking erilys dude